Corduroy Juice Box
thestrangestblogger:

pyralsnout:

italiyeah:

tonyswirl:

ineffable-hufflepuff:

misandryevans:

babymarkers:

the-chocolate-chip-pancake:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

3th: a meme within a meme

It’s back on my dash again I cannot describe how happy I am
gonzozeppeli:


Just like grammar used to make

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

isnt:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

wtfstyls:

 In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually  snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself.
Daniell Koepke  (via martinmourning)

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

2,161,455 plays

analthrasher6900:

gallifreyannerdqueen:

shady-brain-farm:

i-need-my-doctor:

malicemidnight:

gypsiesneversleep:

thesunandthesea37:

flomation:

musicallyharmonized:

koalicorn:

My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing.  We were interrupted by this.. 

IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE 

ISNT THIS FROM SHREK

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG

its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh

I NO

Did Mary Morstan write this post?

THIS


The loud, overpowering voices? Those are the trumpet section.

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 


This was relevant in Eighth grade tbh

we-are-the-lonely-ones:

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

This was relevant in Eighth grade tbh

iwishihadafather:

This piece speaks volumes to me. “Time to Celebrate.” I think it says a lot about our youth. We have a lot to celebrate and think about. But is anyone asking what the dog celebrates? The cap and gown could possibly mean that he’s celebrating the knowledge of the universe. That we’re all unified and actually one entity. Nature and the world are both beautiful and coherent with one another. So you’re right, little dog. It is “Time to Celebrate” after all.

you okay ?

iwishihadafather:

This piece speaks volumes to me. “Time to Celebrate.” I think it says a lot about our youth. We have a lot to celebrate and think about. But is anyone asking what the dog celebrates? The cap and gown could possibly mean that he’s celebrating the knowledge of the universe. That we’re all unified and actually one entity. Nature and the world are both beautiful and coherent with one another. So you’re right, little dog. It is “Time to Celebrate” after all.

you okay ?

metalliccolouredtitan:

*deep breath*

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WONT BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEYRE TRYING TO GET WITH

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

psychofactz:

 
poppunktunes:

traumachaized:

q-viet:

stylistnotions:

Healing Process

I love this so much.

holy fucking favorite fuck shit

This means so much to me.

poppunktunes:

traumachaized:

q-viet:

stylistnotions:

Healing Process

I love this so much.

holy fucking favorite fuck shit

This means so much to me.