none pizza with left beef
It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef
ive missed you
#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)
I love None Pizza with Left Beef.
3th time i’ve reblogged this
3th: a meme within a meme
It’s back on my dash again I cannot describe how happy I am
Just like grammar used to make
i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
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im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
My boyfriend and I were kissing. Then all of the sudden my phone starts ringing. We were interrupted by this..
IM CRYINGGG THIS IS WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY ALL SING THEIR PARTS IN MY OPINION OMG I CANT BREATHE
ISNT THIS FROM SHREK
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT BAND KIDS SOUND LIKE WHEN THEY SING ALL THEIR PARTS AT THE SAME TIME OMG
its from sherlock im fucking losing it omGh
Did Mary Morstan write this post?
The loud, overpowering voices? Those are the trumpet section.
this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
This was relevant in Eighth grade tbh
This piece speaks volumes to me. “Time to Celebrate.” I think it says a lot about our youth. We have a lot to celebrate and think about. But is anyone asking what the dog celebrates? The cap and gown could possibly mean that he’s celebrating the knowledge of the universe. That we’re all unified and actually one entity. Nature and the world are both beautiful and coherent with one another. So you’re right, little dog. It is “Time to Celebrate” after all.
you okay ?
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER DUDES WONT BE CREEPY AND FUCKING GROPE THEM
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN THEY RESPECT COMPETITION MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PERSON THEYRE TRYING TO GET WITH